| Thursday, November 5th, 2009 |
| 7:41 am |
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| Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 |
| 5:02 pm |
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| Monday, July 14th, 2008 |
| 1:59 pm |
O_O
meh hooman sez "O NOEZ I HAZ JURY SUMMINZ!" I sez "wut it do?!" he say "I can has 2 do my civik doody!" I ses "SO WAT? I does a Civet Doody EVER DAY!" He don theenk I too funee :/ |
| Monday, January 14th, 2008 |
| 9:45 am |
O HAI!
I HAD LOSTED MAH PASSWRD AN IT HAARD TO GIT A NEW WON WIN U GOT NO THUMBZ! NAO I CAN HAS PASSWRD AN I CAN BE ON MYSPAAS AGINS |
| Friday, October 26th, 2007 |
| 12:51 pm |
HAY GUIS
LALOWEEN IS SOON
WUT U GOAN B?
WUT U GOAN DO?
I GETS A CANDIE?
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| Thursday, July 19th, 2007 |
| 10:33 am |
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| Thursday, July 12th, 2007 |
| 9:03 am |
garrrrrr
hai! thaarz a closit molds! it maek me maad them hooman apposed to com fixxiz it an they taekd furruvers it been a tree weaks an it still not fixt maek me maad haav a strng hooman aroun gotta waitonem gotta hiedfrummem gotta haetemanhaetem maeks me haav a long weeks. |
| Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 |
| 2:07 pm |
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| Thursday, April 26th, 2007 |
| 7:10 pm |
HAY GUISS WAT? IM NEERLY FIVE YRS OWLD!  
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| Sunday, February 25th, 2007 |
| 8:25 am |
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HAY GUISE! I AM GETTIN FAATS! I LIEKS IT. 2MANY HOOMAN KEEP ASK "WHUUT KINA AMINAL IS YOU" THEYS SO DUMM IT AALREDU SAY ALL OBVR WHUUT ANSIR THM QUEESTIN! WHUUT A HOOMAN DO ONNA ONTIRNETS IF THEM KANNA REED? HUH? U TELL ME THT, PLZ! it soo rood! if me ask a hooman 'whuut kinna hooman is yoo?' them get sulted! i haev frieen an hooman ask her "HAY GURL IS U CHINEEZ?!" ths proov hooman doent ebvn gots manner for othr hooman. it guud theeng suumdai i gona keel all hooman,. thn wurld only haev aminal who don kare whuut kinna theeng u is. |
| Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 |
| 10:16 am |
HAY GUISE!
HAY GUISE! I GOT A MEATS! I ATED IT! AN I GOTTED A SKETTIES! AN I ATED IT TOO AN I SATTED ON MY FREENDS HED KAUS IT WA WARM! I HAD A DAY! BU I FEELIN A LIL SIK KAUS I MOVD TO NEW HAAUSE GIMME MOOR MEATS! |
| Tuesday, November 7th, 2006 |
| 9:58 pm |
O YAH
HAY i gettid a myspaas mesg kaus i so poplaar! it fruum a hooman gurl in her unnerwaerz! she in heet for me! i paest th mesg heer fur u too sea i sowry i daon uupdaet moer. i been nappin lots. heer go mesg! How's it goin? I'm Kristy, I just moved to the Austin area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :). I moved here to Texas a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I'm here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what you had to say :). I'm 22/F/single and I'm lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or more mature than me. You say you're 81 and you're cute so I guess you're qualified :) My friend Jen from back home suggested I tried using myspace to meet people in my area. I just signed up and my profile sux hehe. I do have a blog/profile page at (*editid kaus imma noot advurmtiez my new wuman*)... I have alot of photos and stuff up if you wanna see me. I left you a personal msg on my homepage and I took a new pic for you today. Come check me out when you have a chance, k? Lookin forward to seeyin ya, Kristy sheee goan breeng me suum meeeeeeeaaaaaattttttttt |
| Thursday, August 24th, 2006 |
| 9:32 am |
GAEMZ!
i liek ths guy
he sekritly a GENET!
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=11491411&sid=1
it alws guud 2 cee anuthr GENET onna innernets
i speshuly liek whn thy du theer oun theng
an it funy win thems pos as huuman
kaus thn huumn is trik! haha! git trik guud!
mayb gamez is fuun!
mayb i pley gaame suumtiem
i lieks texas mayb i visit alamo! it a cassel in texas!
mayb suumdai i maeks it MY cassel!
wate. my huuman say "HAY GENET! THEER NO AIR COMDISHUNING IN TEH ALAMOS"
o. nvm thn i lieks that. |
| Friday, July 7th, 2006 |
| 10:21 am |
insite
I wil let yoo haev a breef glimps at suum ov my plaans at wurld konkwest. i haev ben wurkin on ths plaan http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060705/ap_on_re_us/simpl_wurdzi evn maed it luuk liek it izza old plaan and tht huumans inventd it. thts why i been so kwiet an hasnt updaetd if huumans thenk tht Bengermaan Fraanklins was imbvolvd thn thay wunt kno tht reely a GENET is gona taek ovr th wuurld! it aam a klevr plaan Current Mood:  working |
| Monday, May 1st, 2006 |
| 9:34 am |
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
HEY HOOMANS! gess waat?! tooday ams my BERTHDAYYYY! gess who ams FOUR yers owld?! thaas rite ME yor terrble leeder! i kant coumt to guud caus i domt gots thumbs! but i waas borne thees day in 2002 so i fenk tht maek me 4. amirite? yuu kan send yer stoopid huuman luuv to me heer an at my myspase too http://www.myspace.com/toastwateri needs to oopdaet these both suun. but tyypin is hard win yuu domt haev thmbs an yer liil paws is not muush beegr thn th sieze uf th keys yuu wuud be shok haow many huuman domt kan tyyp betr thn me AN MY LIL BRAIN NOT NO BEEGR THN A PECAN! LOWL HUUMN! eet maek me hapi kaus thn i know hao eazy-e it be to taek obvr hooman wurld! Gee Gee huomanz! HAAAAAAAPPPPPIIIIIII BBBBEEEEEEEEERRRRRFFFFFFFFFF DDDAAAAAAIIIIIIII TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Current Mood: BEERFDAI! |
| Thursday, April 27th, 2006 |
| 9:37 am |
OH NOEZ!
i kno, i kno! et giiv a baad naem to genets ebvrwheer... buut sadley it luuk liek suum genet got job maakin spaam emailz :( they muusta treeked hem an tould hem tht hee waas goan wurk atta spam faktori. an he wuus thinkn "MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!@" huuman is duum. thy theenk genet taulk liek ths kaus we gotta lamguag. we DOMT gotta lamguah tht huuman kan unnerstan! we juus gotta hard tiem typin wiffa paws an speekin huuman taalk. but lookit i gots i gots a spaam tht i knows wassa maed by a genet! i's shamed ovvit hereidiz spaaaams!: "ppuut Thiiss ssmallccapp ooon yyooouur vvatcch ssheeeeeet
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beeefooreee yoou inveeest."it am a saad saad dai forra genetkind we supposta taek obvur wuurld fruum hooman and steadovvit we's maekin a spaam mails? *aheng hed in shaem* Current Mood: dispointd |
| Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 |
| 10:20 am |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lass niet wass th besst nite EBVR! tht stoopid hooman comed houm and hims haad a naapkin an et waas FIL wiht FISH AN CAKE! et hadda roased fish innit! et hadda cakes wit penk icin on it in theer! et wassa pile of fishs! mmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmmm i loov fishs and caeks! et maed me sleeppy |
| Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 |
| 4:20 pm |
HEYHE^YHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
I M FeeLin bedder naow! i ar nott sik no moor! teh hooman sais i gaynt wait! GAYNT WAIT thaat meenz i am heevierer! i way moor!@ he ben feedin me awl kinds fuud so i git betr i got suum vitmins i jus luuv! i got suum kittn fuud kaus it fatty! i got sum lot and lots of meet! MEEEEEEET! even he tricksy an put suum carrot an corn in wiffa meet i stil liek theese meets! i getta eet suum egg to! EGG is guud to eet! imma gt FAT AS I CAN! i fownd a key MAEK TEH LETTRS BIG! GO BIG GO! |
| Tuesday, January 24th, 2006 |
| 8:12 am |
beh
i haas bee siiiiick! i doan liek it! i go baak sleeeeeep naow |
| Monday, January 9th, 2006 |
| 6:37 pm |
mi freeeeeen ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kittencadaver sayd i havta doo thees theng
i got maek the answir to th questyums!
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Four jobs you’ve had in your life:
a genet! a sailboat captun, a model, and a genet!
Four movies you could watch over and over:
movies is toooo long i liek billy ocean vydeeos
Four places you’ve lived:
a pet stoor, wallingstoon mannur, headqwartiz an wheerevr i liev now!
Four TV shows you love to watch:
vh1 klassix
Four places you’ve been on vacation:
peru. afrika. tibet. egypt.
Four websites you visit daily (besides LJ):
i don yoos th stufs evbr day!
Four of your favorite foods:
chikn. meaaaaaat. porks. banananas
Four places you’d rather be:
a meat faktory. in a treee. with kittencadaver, at taco cabana! all at wonse!</span>
Four albums you can’t live without:
i kan liev no madder whaaat i am tuff!
Four people tagging:
they gots fuud?
i only gonna doo it fer fuud! |
